Headlocks and Hennesy

  Before we launch into the mouth of madness, allow me to preface the proceedings with a disclaimer.  I do not condone, suggest, or otherwise encourage anyone to start a bar fight.  If this is something on your bucket list, make sure it is one of the very last items…

Toys Are Pointless

It’s Sunday morning and we did not have the best night of sleep. The wife and I decide to skip morning worship with my grandmother and instead watch our pastor from Georgia on-line. It was a good message about surrendering your trust to God, but that’s a post for another…

I Came To Praise…The Miz

  Through no fault of the onscreen talent, SmackDown is rarely destination television. Some would point to its pre-taped nature and there is some merit to that argument. If pro-wrestling were more sport than entertainment, being taped two days earlier and being spoiled on results would turn off some fans….

Re-branding: TLC

  Tables, Ladders and Chairs. They are but three common house hold items. But in the hands of an artist, they are the tools used to orchestrate a brutiful symphony of spectacular violence. WWE held it’s first match of this type back at SummerSlam 2000. It pitted the teams of…

Six Million Dollar Gimmicks – Divas Division

  Female Wrestlers.  So called Divas.  Women marginalized.  Gentlemen, we can rebuild their division. We have the creativity to emphasize their strengths. They deserve better.   In the first SMDG, I proposed three gimmicks for our very own Swiss Superman, Cesaro.  For this edition, I thought I would create three…

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Six Million Dollar Gimmicks

Antonio Cesaro, pro wrestler. A man barely relevant. He needs a gimmick. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the creativity. He’s stronger, faster. But the gimmick will make him better. By this point, most of us have heard or read Vince McMahon’s theories about why Cesaro is not connecting…

Five Quick Fixes: United States Championship Division

The previous Quick Fixes tackled how to improve the Divas Division. In this edition. I am going to focus on the United States Title. The United States Title has existed in some for or another for over sixty years.  Luminaries such as Ric Flair, Sting, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret…

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