Joke of the day

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    • #81734

      shaloowalia
      Participant

      Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
      A: They tend to lose their balance.

    • #81763

      rextrulove
      Moderator

      The teacher asked little Johnny, “What is the difference between Perseverance and Obstinate?”
      Johnny replied, “The first is the strength of will. The second is the strength of won’t.”

    • #81796

      Jessica
      Participant

      This is more of a cute comeback, but I loved it so much I want to share it with all of you.

      Person (Exasperated): Do you ever talk about anything other than cats?
      Me: Um, yeah! Kittens!

      • #90259

        Anthony
        Participant

        Haha this is a very interesting joke. How I wish I am able to crack some jokes like this. This is an award winning joke.

    • #81863

      angie10
      Participant

      Haha I love these types of jokes. Thanks for the giggle, @shaloowalia ๐Ÿ™‚

    • #82042

      Diya
      Participant

      Hahaha yeah

    • #82500

      shaloowalia
      Participant

      I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

      • #82503

        suni51
        Participant

        @shaloowalia then this is not her stalking you but you are stalking her.What were you doing with a long range telescope at that time of night?

    • #82504

      shaloowalia
      Participant

      @suni51 It was just a joke ๐Ÿ™‚

      • #82505

        suni51
        Participant

        @shaloowalia And I thought it was just a joke ๐Ÿ™‚ I guess I got it all wrong haha

    • #82510

      Shiva
      Participant

      Yes they have to be alert too as some just walk away when excess is paid. Once I was paid more and after rechecking went back to return the amount. And the teller was not convinced. I told her to call me if it was indeed my mistake after the day was over – siva

    • #82543

      Anne Farmer
      Participant

      I found this one on a survey task I was doing the other day~

      Q: How many stalkers does it take to change a light bulb?

      A: Two. One to replace the bulb, and the other to watch it day and night.

    • #82645

      Nana
      Participant

      Lol great ones I’ll have to share

    • #82664

      MommaOzzy
      Participant

      Why do sharks live in salt water?
      Because if they lived in pepper water they would sneeze!
      My sister and friend love that joke.

    • #82798

      shaloowalia
      Participant

      The attorney tells the accused, โ€œI have some good news and some bad news.โ€

      โ€œWhatโ€™s the bad news?โ€ asks the accused.

      โ€œThe bad news is, your blood โ€จis all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.โ€

      โ€œWhatโ€™s the good news?โ€

      โ€œYour cholesterol is 130.โ€

    • #86290

      suni51
      Participant

      Joke of the day- I am a serious person so I don’t like jokes ๐Ÿ™‚

    • #86323

      Mely
      Participant

      Joke: How can you face your problem if your problem is your face , hehehehehe.joke, joke time to forget the stressful moment.

    • #86944

      shaloowalia
      Participant

      “Please keep your dog beside you, sir,” a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. “I can feel a flea in my shoe.”
      “Midnight, come here,” replied the man. “This lady has fleas.”

    • #90037

      shaloowalia
      Participant

      Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    • #90513

      shaloowalia
      Participant

      Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
      A. Sue.

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