I’ve have had few embarrassing moments. Well the most embarrassing one was when I bent to place a bouquet of roses on my friend’s grandmas coffin… As I bent forward to place the roses, a loud one escaped… I felt like lying beside grandma when it happened. I had eaten baked beans and fries before coming to grandmas funeral ceremony.
When my boss at my first REAL job had to tell me to “X,Y,Z,P,D.Q,” I had no idea what he meant, he had to basically spell it out for me! X – examine Y – your Z – zipper P – pretty D – darn Q – quick! I had left my zipper unzipped upon returning from the bathroom.
Talk about wanting to disappear into the floor panels! I would end up having to go on road trips with this gentleman a few years down the road. He never brought it up, thankfully. He even attended my bridal shower that was held during lunch hour one day at work! Was not invited, he crashed it. He attended my wedding and gave me a week off from work!