As an aromantic grey-asexual (basically, I have no romantic bone in my body and there’s a miniscule possibility I could feel sexual attraction but I haven’t even felt anything close to it yet) I can’t write romance. Well, I can make an attempt. It just never reads right. The best I’ve ever gotten to writing romance is literally what I wrote on my blog about my Never-Was friend, and that was a bad romance if it was any type of romance at all. It follows that I also can’t write about sexual activity. You know the bad fan fiction that reads “…Then they do it”? That is genius compared to how I write.